Do glasses make you look smarter? and: can you cover a nose ring with a huge pair of glasses?

The answers to these questions are: "apparently" and "apparently not," respectively.

I find that there is a positive correlation between high IQ and degenerating eyesight.
Basically, if you are 15, and your eyeballs are already all buggered out, your pretty supersmart. its a simple fact. you're just out of the womb and blind? must be geniuuuus!!!

also, in a study (devised and conducted by myself) it was discovered that you cannot "convincingly" cover a nose ring with a pair of glasses. Not even if you wear them as low as the most extreme librarian. (not that i have a nose ring yet, i'm still a big fake. i am just nervous about the month i have to leave it in before i can put a glass retainer in. long reach staff, please don't hate me. i just want to be a fake hindu lady, no big deal.)